NOT POWER SURFING IS FOR WEAK LITTLE “BABY” BOYS. IF YOU STOP NOT POWER SURFING THAT MEANS YOU ARE POWER SURFING AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE YOU STOPPED NOT POWER SURFING.
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NUTRITION: THE BEST FOODS TO EAT FOR POWER SURFING
WHAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR BODY IS WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT. THAT WAS FIRST SAID BY ROOSEVELT AND NOT ONLY DOES IT HELP YOU WIN WARS IT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY THERE ARE A LOT OF DICKS IN THE WORLD. IF YOU WANT TO MAXIMIZE YOUR TURNS YOU NEED TO BE EATING AND DRINKING RIGHT.
HOW TO TELL IF UR A POSER (IF YOU ARE THEN GUESS WHAT LEAVE)
-HOW MANY TIMES ON AVERAGE DO YOU NOT POWER SURF?
-WRITE ONE PARAGRAPH CRITIQUE OF THE MOVIE MASTER AND COMMANDER.
-HOW MANY FINS ARE ON A SURFBOARD (3 ANYTHING MORE OR LESS ITS FOR CHILDREN OR FAIRIES AND THEIR LONGBOARDS)
-DO YOU THINK THAT IF JESUS WAS STILL ALIVE HE WOULD BE HAPPY WITH ALL THESE WEAK LITTLE BOYS DOING “AIRS”?
-HOW MANY TURNS ARE IN A 7.33?
-DO U ACTIVELY SEEK SECTIONS TO DO A FLOATER?
-DO YOU THINK THAT JESUS DIED ON A CROSS JUST SO PEOPLE COULD DO PASSION POPS?
-ARE YOU ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH MICK CAMPBELL OR GREG EMSLIE?
-WOULD GOD BE HAPPY WHEN YOU EDIT SURF MOVIES TO RAP?
IF U ANSWERED MORE THAN HALF THE QUESTIONS WRONG THEN GUESS WHAT YOUR A POSER AND YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. THERES THE DOOR.
BREAKING NEWS: AIRS ARE FOR LITTLE BOYS
ENOUGH SAID BE A MAN.
RANKINGS
TIED FOR 1ST: GARY ELKERTON, MYLES PADACA, KELLY SLATER, SUNNY GARCIA, GREG EMSLIE, BEDE DURBIDGE, TAYLOR KNOX,
2 PANCHO SULLIVAN
3 BEDE DURBIDGE
4 NO BRAZILIANS
5 GARY LINDEN
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