WELCOME

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR THE ASSOCIATION OF SURFING PROFESSIONALS OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE ASP. IT IS ALSO HOME TO THE WORLD’S FIRST FOUNDATION TO STOP NOT POWER SURFING. IF YOU’RE A POSER THEN LEAVE.

WHY YOU SHOULD STOP NOT POWER SURFING

NOT POWER SURFING IS FOR WEAK LITTLE “BABY” BOYS. IF YOU STOP NOT POWER SURFING THAT MEANS YOU ARE POWER SURFING AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE YOU STOPPED NOT POWER SURFING.

“THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A TENNIS TOUR.” -ROGER FEDERER

ASP: NOT A TENNIS TOUR

“I’M ACTUALLY JUST HERE FOR THE FREE LUNCH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME THAT COMES OUT?” -ADAM MELLING

ASP: DECENT FOOD